AK-013 – Occupy Main Street

Straighten up in that chair and pay attenshum! Joe talks about important news: employment drama at the bowling alley, the #OccupyWallStreet movement and its local manifestation in #OccupyPortland. Also, exciting plans are announced that will take the American Knucklehead abroad. If you’re going to listen to just one crummy political podcast this season, it should be this one.

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AK-012 – Taxing Our Brains

Joe drives his Homeland Improvement metaphor into the ground deeper than a Kentucky coal mine. He discusses the necessity of engaging in activities unpopular in America, like “paying taxes” and “thinking”. Also, there’s homework. Enjoy!

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AK-011 – Get A Job

Following a bizarre stapler accident, Joe regains enough use of his mouth to mumble some semi-coherent ideas about unemployment, infrastructure and unions.

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AK-010 – Woof! Tweet!

Bags are the object of ire in this episode, as Joe mouths off about plastic bags and tea baggers. Environmentalists, the Tea Party, and cupcakes are given an awful review, and Joe reveals how he occupies his time when the shades are drawn!

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AK-009 – Spirits in the Materialistic World

At long last, Joe takes a break from his summer lollygagging to spew out more of his “wisdom.” In this episode, he discusses the pervasive lure of filthy lucre and reveals a shocking Sally Struthers fetish. Featuring music by Portland’s own Starfucker!

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AK-008 – Debt Limit Debacle

Joe takes a short break from his two-day vacation on the Oregon Riviera to weigh in on the mind-meltingly dysfunctional debt limit debate.

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AK-007 – Divide and Conquer, Part 2

In the painful conclusion to the previous painful episode, Joe recounts a terrifying encounter with a hipster on the bus. He also holds forth on the matter of racism in America. Is this a heartfelt plea for mutual understanding, or the ignorant ravings of a delusional redneck? We record, you decide!

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AK-006 – Divide and Conquer, Part 1

Friction at the bowling alley leads Joe to examine the things that divide us…and unite us. With typical alacrity, he knocks out the divisive issues of immigration reform and gay marriage, clearing the path to tackle bigger and more pressing issues.

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